Me: Hey, just to let you know...I found a trail of ants in your kitchen just now.
He: Seriously? Again? Those bitches! -Stomps to the kitchen, whips out some 409 cleaner and sprays it on the ants and all over the counter and then walks away-
Me: You don't wipe it off? You just leave it sitting out like that?
He: Yeah. As a warning.
