Is it enough to just give you me as a gift?

Right now, Bowie is laying down underneath my desk and farting up a storm.  And I tell you, her gas is worse than my dad, my boyfriend and all of my guy friends combined.  So, this will be a short post because I'm pretty sure I'm going to pass out soon.   

But, I still think she looks cute and oh, so proud, with the wrapping paper wrapped around her.  I couldn't resist posting the picture.  Enjoy it while I die.